A cowboy was sittin’ in a Kansas salon and enjoying his whisky. A woman came and sat right beside him and she asked:
" Howdy Mr! are you a real cowboy?"
he replied:
" Yes ma’am I am! have spend all my life on a farm, raising cattle, breeding horses..you name it..I’ve done it."
then he asked the woman:
“What about you…what do you do?”
and she said:
“Well! I am a lesbian , I dream about women while I am asleep, when I am taking a bath , or having my supper…like women are always on my mind..”
The woman left and then a couple came and sat right next to the cowboy and they asked:
“Howdy Mr! are you a real cowboy?”
and he replied:
“Well! to be honest..I always thought that I was one…but now I think I am a lesbian.”
[This message has been edited by outlaw (edited October 10, 2000).]