A college student needed a small course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.
After one week, a test was held. The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares.
In each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird’s legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs.
The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs.
The student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute. Finally he stormed up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher’s desk.
“This is the worst test I have ever given.”
The teacher looked up and said: “Young man, you have flunked the test. What’s your name?”
The student pulled up his trousers to his knees showing his legs and said: “You tell me…”
The teacher put birds, with only legs showing, on the test. The student got pissed cuz he thought that was the worst test he ever took. When the teacher asked him his name, the student pulled up his trousers to his knees cuz the teacher was being smart on the test and now the student wanted teacher to identify him (student) with the legs just like the teacher put it on the test.