Well here is a joke, from which we can learn some thing 
The ‘PM’ during a cabinet meeting asked one of his ministers,
" If you were to give a politician an orange ,
how would you go about it?"
The Minister replied, “Here’s an orange.”
“No! No! Talk carefully and when bloody politicians are around always think like a lawyer!” the outraged ‘PM’ then put the same question before Sharifuddin Pirzada (a prominent pakistani lawyer)
Pirzada replied, "Okay. I’d tell him 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular,
my estate and interests, rights, claim, title and advantages of and in, said orange,
together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power
to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without
the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds,
instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding." 
