Leaving tommorow

Re: Leaving tommorow

I will give some do's

  • Only speak English
  • If you have to speak Urdu or whatever regional language you speak, speak with a very heavy English accent.
  • Pretend you don't know anything about Pakistan.
  • Everything is dirty and must be treated as such.
  • All food is inedible, unless it is at a really expensive restaurant.
  • Traveling in a rickshaw is below you. Only Mercedes yellow cab.
  • Everyone is poor and is going to ask you for money.
  • All girls want to marry you and come to America.

Welcome in advance.