A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.
he kiised her once, he kissed her twice and said, “Now thats addition”.
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said “Now thats subtraction”.
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, “Thats multiplication”.
Then her dad appeared upon the scene and make a quick decision.
He kicked the boy three blocks away and said “Thats long division”