Learn how to handle Custody Cases by yourself (Mubarak ho! Yeh bacha aapka hua)

Hangout Humor (Rated G)

dhobi_bhai February 21, 2006, 1:06am 1

A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody. The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued: “'Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine? Hai koi jawaab???”

itsme01 February 21, 2006, 1:17am 2

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koolkomal February 21, 2006, 1:28am 3

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whts up wit u?^

Purchasing kaprey from online

smilestar February 21, 2006, 2:04am 4

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@ the joke…
i don’t even think there’s a comparison..shakes head

koolkomal February 21, 2006, 2:12am 5

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im wit smily^

smilestar February 21, 2006, 2:14am 6

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koolkomal ..did you finish your homework?!

koolkomal February 21, 2006, 2:19am 7

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yeah i did,(did u no that ur private msg storage is full?)

smilestar February 21, 2006, 2:23am 8

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^ seriously? huh...i thought i still had space..

koolkomal February 21, 2006, 2:41am 9

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yeah,sorry,but i had 2 break it 2 u...:)

Main ny chawal banaay:D

smilestar February 21, 2006, 2:44am 10

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thanks :) all those pm's you sent me..finally caught up to me :D

koolkomal February 21, 2006, 2:46am 11

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hehe..

B.e.a.u.t.i.f.u.l February 21, 2006, 8:26am 12

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:)

dhobi_bhai February 21, 2006, 5:17pm 13

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Mubarak Ho! Yeh bacha aap hee ka hua.

itsme01 February 21, 2006, 5:26pm 14

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^

bizz February 21, 2006, 5:42pm 15

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koi baat nahi itsme. Aap achay lawyer bann saktay hein

at the joke

Baltiwala February 23, 2006, 9:18pm 16

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Agar nahi chahiye to mojhe dedo meri balti me kafi jegha baqi hein

dhobi_bhai February 23, 2006, 9:21pm 17

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:biggthumb

i want....

bizz February 23, 2006, 9:35pm 18

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MYwish February 24, 2006, 11:39am 19

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:)...

itsme01 February 24, 2006, 2:47pm 20

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