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The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.
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Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.
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If at first you don’t succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn’t for you.
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When a front line soldier overhears two General Staff officers conferring,
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When you have sufficient ammo the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack.
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The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
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The effective killing radius is greater than the average soldier can throw it.
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Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.
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Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
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The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.
nice ones:hehe:
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