Lawz of Combat...

  1. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.

  2. Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

  3. If at first you don’t succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn’t for you.

  4. When a front line soldier overhears two General Staff officers conferring,
    he has fallen back too far.

  5. When you have sufficient ammo the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack.
    When you are low on ammo the enemy attacks that night.

  6. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.

  7. The effective killing radius is greater than the average soldier can throw it.

  8. Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.

  9. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

  10. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

nice ones:hehe:

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