Lawyers At Their Best!

Actual stupid questions asked in the courts

Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, “I have to kill you because you can identify me.”
Q: Did he kill you?

Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Were you alone or by yourself?

Q: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?
A: That’s me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Now then, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Oh my, aik ke baad aik threads :khumar:

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Theres a Motive Behind These Threads...........

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getting warnings? :o

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Nowa days we getting warning for opening threads .... what has the world come to... theres ppl dieing out there and here we are warning ppl for misplacing threads...

tut tut tut......:shake of the head:

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:rotfl:…the thread was funny but getting a warning now what happend there…anyway chill bro things happen then it all dries up…

anyway where are you been trying to ring but no answer…

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Moti Ve

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:omg:

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That takes the Cake!.....:)

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:cb: