A lawyer’s wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled to see
that the tombstone reads:
"Here lies Shirley, wife of Morris Rosen, L. L. D.,
Wills, Divorce, Malpractice, and Immigracion Legal Services "
Suddenly, Morris bursts into tears. His brother says, “You should cry,
pulling a cheap stunt like this on Shirley’s tombstone !”
Through his tears, Morris sobs, “You don’t understand!
They left out the phone number and Email !”
