How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
-His Lips are moving.
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
-Not enough sand.
If a lawyer and a politician were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
-Their personalities
Why does California have so many lawyers and New Jersey so many toxic waste dumps?
-New Jersey got to pick first
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