Taken form official court records
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Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
****Witness: “No.”
****Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
****Witness: “No.”
****Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
****Witness: “No.”
****Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
****Witness: “No.”
****Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
****Witness: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
****Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
**Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”
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