Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (always happens with me :()
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
**Law of Mechanical Repair: **After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
**Law of the Alibi: **If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. (So bloody true! 
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LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
**THEATRE RULE: **People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.(
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**LAW OF COFFEE: **As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold