1:sardar going with his sister,some one shout(oye mashooka ko lay kar kahan
nikle)sardar gets furious & slap him & says "oye mashooka ho gi teri meri to behan hai
2:sardar ji is trying to commit sucide on the railway tracks and he takes
along some wine and chicken with him.
some body stops him and asks “kyun bhai ye sab kyun leke baithey ho?”
sardarji replies “sali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun”
3:Aik aadmi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar ja raha tha k achanak bijli chamki,
badal garge,zor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola:
lagta hai paunch gai.
4:umer on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says "break nahi mar sakta tha
kya?
umer replies"break ka kya hai ,poori cycle to mar di
