You are in a crowded gym when you suddenly realize you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. You let 5 strong and loud ones go back to back.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stopping point .
As you are leaving the gym , people are really staring you down, and that’s when you remember:
you’ve been listening to your iPod
