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#1
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A man was being proselytized by group of friends:
“Come join our study group. We want to discuss mankind’s
relationship to
God.”
“I’m married; I learned long ago that my opinions don’t matter.”
“But, when you die, will you go to heaven or to hell?”
“Wherever my wife tells me to.”
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#2
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The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have
the present. “Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who
never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?”
Five small voices answered in unison. “Okay, dad, you get
the toy.”
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#3
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Manager: “For a man with no experience, you are
certainly asking for a high salary.”
Applicant: “Well, the work is much harder when you
don’t know what you’re doing!”
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#4
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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The
audience would
be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the
same
tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each
week and
began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he
understood he
started shouting in the middle of the show:
“Look, it’s not the same hat.”
“Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table.”
“Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?”
The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything; it was, after
all, the
captain’s parrot.
One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found
himself
floating on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the
parrot, of
course.
They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This
went on
for a day and another and another.
After a week the parrot said: “OK, I give up. Where’s the boat?”
THERE IS ONE THING THAT U WANT, N THERE IS ONE THING THAT ALLAH WANTS,IF U WANT OF WHAT ALLAH WANTS, ALLAH WILL GIVE U WHAT U WANT..
“The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor. The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything.”
“Wohi Hota Hai Jo Manzoorai Khudah Hota Hai”
The KiNG OF GUPSHUP