• FLA Highway Patrol: Mrs. Woods, how many times did you hit Tiger with a golf club?
Mrs. Woods: 8 times, but put me down for a 5.
• What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
• What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing
• Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
• Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”
• Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family–his new name?: Cheetah
• Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his Caddy?
