This joke is real old, but I still like it.
There were three men who went to America, but they could not speak english. So they hired a tutor to teach them few of english words. After few days lesson the tutor was able to teach them one line each. The first person learned to speak ‘we three’, the second ’ for fun’ and third learned ‘comeon let’s go’.
One day they were passing by a grave yard at night and they saw a dead body lying in the middle of the road.At the same time the police came and as part of their investigation they asked the three men about the murder. Their conversation went like this
Policeman asked: do you know who killed him?
first person answered: we three.
Policeman asked(shocked at the reply):why did you do it?
Second person said:for fun.
Policeman said(really flared up now at their answers):get in the car, I am charging you for murder
Third person replied, carelessly:comeon, lets go.
One day there was a Master-ji going in a 1970 model Fiat Car at 45KMPH on a high way and enjoying his drive with sunsine.
Suddenly Mr Patel comes Booiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn on a Honda and peeps into the car and shouted at the Master-ji - ’ Kabhi honda chalaya kya?’ and sped off, The Master-ji was surprised but he did not bother.
After some time Mr Patel came Booiiiinnnnnnnnnnn… in the opposite direction, peeped into the car and shouted again ’ kabhi honda chalaya kya?’ and sped off , This time the Master-ji was annoyed , since Bhola was teasing about his driving.
After some time again Mr Patel came back speeding and said the same thing peeping into the car . The Master-ji was about to say something but Mr Patel sped off. This time the Bihari increased his speed but suddenly stopped as he found Mr Patel lying on the road, bleeding.
He got down and mocked at Mr Patel ’ Kyon, Kabhi Honda chalaye kya?’
Mr Patel said ’ Wohi to puch raha tha , Mein Brakes doond raha tha’