Hugh Hefner and Heather Locklear die and go to heaven.
They are greeted by St. Peter who says to Hugh, “You have corrupted the lives of many men and boys alike with your pornography. You have only one chance to get into the
kingdom of God, you must walk down that tunnel without even one unclean thought. If you do, a trap door will open up under you and you will fall into hell where you will cry and gnash your teeth.”
Hugh decides that this will be easy for the tunnel is only 100 feet long. So he begins down the tunnel with St. Peter following behind. About half way down the tunnel St. Peter leans over towards Hugh and yells, ‘breasts’.. and a trap door opens and Hugh falls down into Hell.
St. Peter then goes to Heather Locklear and says, “You have corrupted the lives of many men and boys alike with your sexy looks. You have only one chance to get into the kingdom of God, you must walk down that tunnel without even one unclean thought. If you do, a trap door will open up under you and you will fall into hell where you will cry and gnash your teeth.”
They begin there long trek down the tunnel. About half way down St. Peter leans over towards Heather and a trap door opens and St. Peter falls down into Hell.