A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, “I’m going to the pub. Get your coat on.”
The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, “Does that mean that you are taking me with you?”
The husband replies, “No - I’m turning the heating off.”
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.. good one!
Hahahahahahaha...
reminded me of a similar joke, can't think of it right now, will post it later.
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Asking for trouble with the Hamsheera Gang??
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Humanity First! Though I give you the right to disagree …
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this ones a bit similar
Man comes home tells his wife “darlin pack ur bags i’ve won the lotterey”
Wife excided “really where r we goin”
Hubby “i’m goin on a hoilday , u pack ur bags and get outta my house”