An elephant jumped off Meenaar-e-Pakistan and didn’t get hurt.
Why?
Ans: He was wearing Bata shoes!
Corny i know…but better than nothing. Hahaha.
boring!!!!!
do U call it a joke, well Mr Sharaarty desrves it. I think with jokes kike this he might just pack it up and allocate the spce to R rated jokes.
Aray bhaee...
Chalo...yeh wala sun lo:
Aik darzi ko kapra churaanay ki bohat buri aadat thi. Jo kapra bhi uss kai haath aata...woh uss mai sai apnay liay hissa kaat laita tha. Aik raat uss nay khuaab mai dekha ke Qiyamat aa gayee hai aur jitnay kapro kai totay uss nai churaai thay...unka aik ara sa jhanda bana hua hai aur ab uska hisaab honay wala hai. Yeh khuaab dekh kar darzi bohat darr gaya. Uss nai apnay shaagird sai kaha kai jab kabhi mai kapra churaanay lagoon to mujhe kehna: Ustaad..jhanda!
Phir yehi hota raha. Jab bhi darzi koi kapra churaanay lagta, usska shaagird awaaz lagata: Ustaad..jhanda.
Aik din bohat khoobsurat kapra aaya. Darnzi ko lalach aaya aur woh kapra kaatnay laga. Usskay shaagird nai yeh dekh kar kaha:
Ustaad...jhanda!
Darzi nai ghussay sai kaha:
Chup kar kumbakhat..uss jhanday mai yeh kapra nahin laga hua tha.
Aur ab agar yeh lateefa hi boring hai to... good 4 u ;)