Late

**Teacher: ** Why are you late?

**Student: ** There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.

**Teacher: **That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?

**Student: ** No. I was standing on it.

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:smilestar: buri baat buri baat

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:smilestar: buri baat buri baat

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are u posting double on purpose ya phir do baar enter press hota hai tum say :hmmm:

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tooooooooooo oldddddddddddddddd.. … :yawn:

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old is gold :wink:

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here's one for you sarmad... i hope you haven;t heard it yet. Nasty though..... just got it from a friend

Sardar ka beta 11v roti khaney laga to sardar bola:

Kanjra bas kar ainiya rotian nal te khoo v bhar janda ay

Sardar's Son: os khoo de thally mori nai hundi abba!

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again sardar joke :aj:

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no.. thanks to my super slow connection.

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lol sarmad...... atleast you haven;t heard it yet. hahaha :D

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lolz.................

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hehe

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:hmmm:

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too old n very boring … :hmmm:

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:smilestar: :@:

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dont touch me :femme:

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kaloo ga touch :aj:, jo krna hai krr looo :smilestar:

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:2guns: i will not talk to u again :naraz:

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ok tou chup kr k malll khayooo :meeno: :smilestar:

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:mad: i hate u