LarkioN kay patla hone kay Anmol Tareekay

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Samad February 4, 2006, 3:33am 1

Mere piyaray bhayo, aur bhayo ki behno. If you are fat, agar aap kay jisam kay 2 kilo say ziyada charbi latak rahi hai to please hamari is thread kay tips ko yaad kar laiN. Kal ko shaadi bi honi hai, ye na ho BULLDOZER NUMA WAZAN ki waja say MANJI kay paaye gir jaiN.

Tips:

1) darwaza band kar kay daler mehndi kay ganay laga kar bed kay aik taraf nukkar par char kar neechay ki taraf kala baaziaN lagaiN aur phir zameen par reeng reeng kar siri devi ki tarah dance kar kay , phir uth kar nargis ki tarah aik do thumke lagaiN.

you must do this ateast x 10 times.

more tips coming

waqi06 February 4, 2006, 3:35am 2

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Please also make sure kai aap ghar kai FIRST floor par yeh excersice kerain, humnai is saal enough earthquakes dekhli hein...shukriya aur namashkar :)

Samad February 4, 2006, 3:37am 3

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hahahah good one waqi toky.

tip nr 2.

2) nasthay mai hawa khaiaN, dupehar ko khiali pilayo aur shaam ko aik do thappar kha kar aur piyas lagay to ghussa pi kar so jaiN.

is tadabeer par jo bi amal karaygi, wo kylie minogue jaisa fit rahe gi budhi hone tak.

waqi06 February 4, 2006, 3:40am 4

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hahah ASN

**Tip number trai so vi-

Agar excersice kertai hoai hawa ka dubao kam hojaye, to apkai samnai, oxygen maks automat-caly gir jaye ga. Maks ko apnai moon vich waar ker, araam sai saans lai. Shukriya**

Samad February 4, 2006, 3:43am 5

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hahahah ye tip tha ya PIA ki airhostress ka kalaam.

here is tip nr annay wah.

The Golden Rahim Shah TIP
-GHUM karaiN, apni kissi nakaam mohabbat ko yaad karaiN. Sochti jaiN, raat ko sonay say pehlay upar chat ki taraf dekh kar waqt guzaraiN. Damaag ki warzish jitni ho gi utna wazan gham say halka ho ga.

waqi06 February 4, 2006, 3:49am 6

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hahah dimaah ki warzish kai liye dimaagh chahiyai hota hai Rahim Shah buddy

**Tip number chaar so vi-
Please…manji sai chalaang markai crash land kernai sai pehlai yeh dekhlai kai apki crashing site pai koi nana muna bachaw,( ya uski bachi) beth ker apna homework na ker rahai ho, kyun kai aisa haadsa pesh agaya to na to woh bacha bachai ga, na hi uski bachi.

P.S.- Uraan bharnai sai pehlai apni belt baandna mat bhoolyai. Aap kai aba nai har cheez ki insurance nahi kerwai :)**

Samad February 4, 2006, 3:51am 7

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hahahahahahahahaah good one

waqi06 February 4, 2006, 3:53am 8

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Lagta hai sabh moti aunties are already trying the excercise. We shouldv’e told them to do the excerise after we were done explaining. We haven’t even posted the CAUTION- READ BEFORE USE tip yet

Samad February 4, 2006, 3:56am 9

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH WAQI CHAA GYA SHEZADAY

desi_angel February 4, 2006, 4:05am 10

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oh man…this is why i love u guys!!! always make me laugh uff pait mein dard hoying hans hans ke! and YES i belong to this thread daler mehndi ka gaana download karring

waqi06 February 4, 2006, 4:06am 11

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DA!!! we love you too!!! :D

Samad February 4, 2006, 4:06am 12

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desi angel - dekh kar download karna koi pata nahi daler mehndi ganay kay beech mai upload hone lag jaye

Indian Usher

desi_angel February 4, 2006, 4:07am 13

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patiently waits for more tips :D

Samad February 4, 2006, 4:07am 14

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DESI ANGEL - i actually dreamt about u some nights back. I saw u as Kokaaf ki Parri jo asmanoN mai uR rahi thi. Sachi mai no joke

waqi06 February 4, 2006, 4:07am 15

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**ahahahaha

yea DA, exercise araam sai kerna ok, we dont' want you to be uploaded to Allah mian ;)
**

desi_angel February 4, 2006, 4:09am 16

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to hota hai to hoye..uska bhi pait nikla wa hai..mil kar karen ge Tanak Tanak tan tana na na :bhangra:

===WHere is Lifey...aka Lifeless??

waqi06 February 4, 2006, 4:09am 17

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**hmm…chalo…just for DA, we will come up with some more tips

Cuz we love her so much**

desi_angel February 4, 2006, 4:10am 18

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yeh kokaaf kya hota hai? parri to theek hai

desi_angel February 4, 2006, 4:11am 19

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koi baat nehi waqi...tumhe saat mein lekar jau gi :D

waqi06 February 4, 2006, 4:12am 20

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TIP FOR DA-
You don't need to use this exercise, you are patli enough ;)