Larki Power

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LARKI POWER THE MASALA (SPICE) GIRLS
Sing to the tune of: If U wanna be my lover -----by the Spice Gurls

Yo!.I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
So tell me what you want, what you really, really, want.
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
So, tell me what you want, what you really, really want…
I wanna.I wanna.I wanna.I wanna..
I wanna..really, really, really, really, GOOD PAKI BOY. If you want my future
Talk to my dad. If you wanna get with me, Come over for chai..
Now, don’t go wastin’my precious time,
Get your act together and we’ll be just fine.. If you wanna be my husband,
You gotta have lots of cash. Make it last forever, Or else, we’ll never last.
If you wanna be my husband, You have got to give Lots of gold and sarees
.And that’s the way it is.. Don’t be nervous, We’ll give you a try.
If you’re really wealthy, Then, we’ll be just fine.
So, whatcha’ think about that? Now, you know how we feel.
Think you can handle my family. Are you for real.?
Now, here’s a story from A to Zed, You wanna get with me..?
You better listen carefully, Impress my nani, Masi, chachi, mommy, daddy.
Be an Engineer, Doctor, Lawyer, Ph.D.. That’s the way you gotta be.
To get with a LARKI like me.. HA, HA.You’ll see!

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Ha..Ha..Ha..Ha!, Gotta say now that’s really funny. How on earth did you come up with this!.. :slight_smile:

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…people!

Mera Dil Hai 100% Pure Pakistani!xxxxxxx

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Come up with that?
I have not had an original thought or idea in my mind since 1982.

Someone sent it to me.

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Mr. Fraudia! I would like to know what happened in 1982?

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Refer to various newspaper archives to find out what happened in 1982.

However, if you are wondering what happened in my case in 1982...ummmmm..nothing, i just picked a year

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I think, he was born in 1982..

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Thanks goodness I am married. I don’t think I have stomach to listen to someone screaming that into my ears (unless it is all of them).

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Hmm I think this was published in a Pakistani magazine for teens some time back :)
It's really funny.

Beauty Lies In The Eyes Of The BeerHolder

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Born in 1982?? no no no
I am old geezer.

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NYA all of them ;)

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in 1982 MR FRAUDIA was given a certificate by their pir saying.
mr fraudia has become... PIR FRAUDIA.
:)

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Pakrose... you guessed right. I became teh Sajjada Nasheen in 1982. but being fraudia I did not get the certificate, I led a revolt against the former Pir and sent him in exile to Pir Colony.

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Pir G where is my (gift) award for getting the right answer.
any way i think it tells u clearly i am a very true muread.

it doesn't matter if u dont have certificate we still have u as our pir.
Iss duniua main to sub he farudi hain...sehi ko dohandain gay be to nahee milay ga.
so that will do.

wassallam,
aap ki duaoo ke muhtaj.
pakrose
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pakrose…address bhejo, award mil jaye ga. Pir Ji is in the habit of sending his friends “papay” started off as a joke about 5 years ago and now its become a tradition…everyone, except Muzna, is eligible to receive papay from me…

okay here are a few duuas. select one.

  1. Ya Allah, pakrose to aik shehzada sa husband milay..(if you are single)

  2. Ya Allah, pakrose ko chand say twins day, aik larka aik larki (unless you dont want kids or dont want more kids)

  3. Ya Allah, Pakrose ki lottery nikal aaye (unless you refuse to give half of it as nazrana-e-aqeedat)

  4. Ya Allah, Pakrose ko koi asli Pir ki mureedgi mil jaye.

take your pick and lemme know which duaa to start,

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Pir G aap nay to buhat he achi duain select ke hain is liuay i will put them in order and please start in that order.

1) pakrose ko aik shehzada sa husband day kiunkay vo singal hai.

2) pakrose ko do twin dain because they are more then enough.

3rd dua main apne taraf say shamil kur rahi hoon.umead hai shaikh kabool furmain gay.

4) keep her on the right path and a good muslim.

Pir G the last dua u choosed there is no need to make that dua because i allready have u (shaikh ul hadees hazrat maulana pir fraudia G ) as my pir.

and lastly please send me ur email adress so i can send u my adress for my PAPAY.
pir kay ghar kay papay be sar ankoonh pur.

aap ki khadam va muread
pakrose

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email is [email protected] but you could get that from clicking on my profile i think.

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thanks for the address but pir G have u start doing my dua's?????