why were the chickens tired?
- they had to egg-sercise!
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a girraffe, a cat, and a parrot walked into a bar.
the bartender goes…“is this some kinda joke??”
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1st one, ok 
2nd one, dont know what to say 
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there not 2 bad,really ^
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ok ok more!
what happend to the duck’s egg when it fell off the roof?
it quacked!
..and another one!
why was the baby broom late for school?
it over-swept!
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here we go again!
why cant u find any mental asylums in saudi arabia?
cuz nomads live there!! 
whats medication for a sick horse?
cough styrrup!!!
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ok that nomads one was good :),
but others are lame!
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hahaha. they are MEANT TO BE lame u silly hillybilly!!!
dude…arent u the one asking for a temporary ban? get offa here!!!
but b4 u do..here’s another one.
what do u get when u cross a pigeon and a soldier?
a military coo!
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^^ 
thats nice!
umm, it is a programming assignment - i have to work on the comp.
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Dude this is SO my thread idea. 
I opened a Corny Joke Contest thread. Funny stuff, I tell ya 
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floatin in the same boat..
im working on my powerpoint presentation - but damn! im doing more of gs than that! 
kya karain?
which president is least guilty?
LINCOLN! he’s on a cent.
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hi phatima1…im sorry… i shouldnt copy ur originality…ur all the way up there!
i plead ur forgiveness… here. 
here’s a rose for u…[even though i should be handing out pink carnations]
contribute to this if u will!
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You’re not copying haahha. I LOVE these threads!
I’ve already posted my share of corny threads here. take a look around the forum
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Aapkay aur aapki Ammi Hazoor kay lateefay.
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i did. … thats where i got the urge to do it too.
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Oh look! A fan!
…and I don’t mean pankhaa
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Ajji munney ki amma, hum to aapkay bachpan sey pankhay banay chaley aa rahey hain.
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hahah meri bachpan sai? lolll
okay okay i think we’re ruining the thread now 
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Koi kasar baqee mat chooriyey gaa. Satiya-naas kar kay rakh diya hai aapnay Jokes forum ka.