A Japanese delegation which is visiting the Indian state of Bihar is impressed by the natural resources of the state. They meet the chief minister Laloo Yadav. “Give us Bihar for 6 years and we’ll turn it into another Japan !!” states the leader of the delegation. To which Laloo replies – “Give me Japan for 6 months and I’ll turn it into another Bihar !!!”
excellent job !!!!
Keep on writting :)
Pardon if you heard before.
Laloo Yadav, after being teased for bad English, and being told that he has no chances of being primeminister unless he improves it, decides to get a tution. He knows that Bill Clinton is the guy who can defend anything in his long and complicated sentences and decides to get tution from him.Hillary bhabhi agrees and Bill too. So Laloo fles to washington taking money from Bihar's Adult Education Fund.
After six months, there is little news from Washington. President Narayanan rings up the white house and asks "Hello sir! Is Laloo Yadav there?" Comes the reply "Arey! Lalwa nahin, main Billwa bol raha hoon."
Good one PG -- I hadn't heard this one.
Here are a few others....
Laloo to a long-distance telephone operator: "Could you please tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Vegas?"
Operator: "just a minute, sir ..."
Laloo: "THANK YOU", and puts down the phone.
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO PRASAD, MARRIED."
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Laloo brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL". Laloo replies. "SEE THIS CARTON, IT IS WRITTEN - "FOR 4-7 YRS".
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper.
Guess the caption?! "LALOO, THIRD FROM LEFT!"
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Lag-da Lallo nay majaan naal nagyaan ho kay photo khichaee see.
Good. :):):):):):):):):)
PG and Bombayboy
U guys have really good jokes,I have never heard such jokes,do'nt stop sending.