Converstation between Bill Gates and Laloo parshad of Bihaar
Bill gates: Namaskar! you must have heard of windows.
Laloo jee: oh yes! most govt offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates:At home have you install windows?
Laloo jee: I hv removed all windows due to the increased burgalaries in our home.
Gates: (confused)Then what is the system you Operate on?
Laloo jee:Operatin? yes i had a harnia operation last month.
Gates: (Sweating)hope the internet is being use a lot in india.
Laloo jee: oh yes due to the increased mosquito problems in india a lot of people are sleeping under the net.
Gates: By the year 2010 india should export computers chips.
Lalo jee: we r already exporting Uncale chips.
Gates: (feeling very uneasy) do u regularly use laptop?
Lalo jee:my grand-child always sleeps on the top of my lap.
Gates: (heavily sweating)The Cheif minister of Andra pardash knows a lot about rom and ram.
Laloo: RUMS?prohibitions is being lifted and it will be shortly available in Ap.
Gates: (feeling dizzy) i would like to take you leave before my system crashes.
Laloo: i have exhuasted all my leave.
Gates: i have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
Laloo:-Bite?? i believe non-violence and i will not bite.
Gates: (system crashes and found missing)“”"';windows is restarting.,please wait…
