***Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR” for which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on…
*Laloos family planning policy..
“Don’t have more than two children in one year”
*At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender, “JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.” & the man’s companion says, “JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.” The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, “AND YOU, SIR?” Laloo replies: “LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.”
*A reporter asked Laloo “What is the main reason for a divorce ?”
“Marriage”
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