laloo in the plane

Laloo was going to somewhere through plane.
Air hostess asks him "Are you a vegetarian??
He replied “nahi hum to parliamentarian hai.”
Air hostess again asked “nahi sir, mera matlab hai, Aap shakahari hai ya masahari???”
Laloo boola “na to hum shakahari hun na hum masahari hum to behari hun.”


People and things do not upset us, rather we upset ourselves by believing that they can upset us.