Laloo Parasad sent his Bio Data to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:
" Dear Mr. Laloo Parsad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates. "
Laloo Parsad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference: “Bhaiyaon aur Behno app ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hain.”
Everyone was delighted. Laloo Parsad continued… …“Ab hum aap sub ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa? Par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath translate bhee karoonga.”
Dear Mr. Laloo Parsaad------------------Pyare Laloo Parsad Bhaiyya
You do not meet------------------App to miltay hee naheen ho
Our requirement------------------humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondance------------------Ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call------------------Phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
Shall be entertained------------------Bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks------------------App ka bahut bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates------------------Tohar Bilva.
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