Through the center of Lahore there’s the new Indo-Pak train speeding along (Samjhuata Express or whatever - which goes between India and Pak.
In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful vivacious young woman, an old matronly woman, a Pakistani
soldier, and our own Santa Singh. Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel.
It is completely dark. Then is heard a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap. When the train exits the tunnel, Santa Singh is
holding the side of his face, and Pakistani soldier is grinning his face off. The old matronly woman thinks : “Now that’s a fine young woman, the Santa Singh tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one!”
The young woman is thinking : “Now that’s a strange Santa Singh, he’drather kiss that old hag than me.”
Santa Singh is thinking : “Now that’s a smart Pakistani soldier, he steals the kiss and I get slapped.”
And Pakistani Soldier is thinking : "Gee I’m smart! We go through the tunnel, I kiss the back of my hand and get away with slapping Santa Singh.
dil…dilseee