Ladies, what if you had an arranged marriage to a Vampire?

So in your early twenties and your parents have selected a match for you. Its a distant cousin in the homeland. You protest because you always wanted a love marriage, but your parents will have none of it, emotionally blackmailing and bitterly screaming at you to accept. Miserably, you do. You begin skyping with your future husband, and find out he’s *extremely *handsome if a bit pale. That makes you feel a bit better, although he seems distant in his conversations with you.

You arrive to Pakistan months later for the wedding. In the weeks leading up to it, he’s evasive and you rarely get a chance to talk. This makes you scared that something is being hidden from you because you’ve heard many stories about girls being lied to and tricked into marriage, although this guy does have a degree from a good university and a decent job and good salary, which mitigate your fears. He’s also extremely handsome so a small part of you is looking forward to living with him. The wedding ceremony proceeds normally except for the unusually low lighting.

Inside the hotel room, you come out of the bathroom having changed clothes. Your nervous, but the sight of your husband changes that. He approaches you. brings his face close to yours, and opens his mouth as he leans in for a kiss. You see fangs. What follows is mind-blowing earth-shattering sex levels above whatever you previously imagined sex to be. As your descending down from your post-coital high, you feel him put his mouth to your neck and gently bite down, taking some of your blood.

He’s a vampire and that has given him some extraordinary characteristics. He is very strong and can lift you easily, he is very virile, and he doesn’t like sunlight. He is also madly in love with you. Whenever he takes your blood, he never sucks in enough to cause you any harm.

What do you do? Do you leave or stay? Keep in mind that your relationship obviously is not very halaal.

Also do not forget his nature. Let’s say your leaving work and one of your colleagues tries to sexually assault you. You tell what occurred to your husband and a week later, the man’s body is found drained of blood.

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A fail so epic, a normal facepalm just won’t cut it.

Re: Ladies, what if you had an arranged marriage to a Vampire?

Agreed.

He can't even say, "If anyone was wondering, I was asking a serious question".

Re: Ladies, what if you had an arranged marriage to a Vampire?

well the question is,is he better looking than that indian vampire guy?
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The flip did I just watch?

Ladies, what if you had an arranged marriage to a Vampire?

wow

Re: Ladies, what if you had an arranged marriage to a Vampire?

kya yaar...

Re: Ladies, what if you had an arranged marriage to a Vampire?

It’s someone your incredibly attracted to.