Re: Ladies U R married to neat guy, how long before he is alowed.
Monks do not eat excessively so they should not be farting either if they do they will be kicked out of the monastery. :D
^ Deal with truth ?? or deal with un-composed sound tracks lolzzz
BTW I have seen picture of chicks in wedding forum. I don’t think they can handle “truth” Not for first few years atleast,
Mama03 lolzzzzzzz
That was my next concern, if a girls does that. That call for either separation, or medical attention. Or some thing like that.
PlayStaion:: like girls Monks dont!!
Exactly!!
this thread is one of my friend :halo:
see what happens is that .. the fairer sex enters a dream like mode at the time of the wedding … and that measly little fart from the significant half is good enough to bring her back into the real life 
and then , she will have to come to terms with the real you …and then one fine morning you will notice some uncomposed music coming from her ..
…and you will be shocked as hell …and thats when you will both realize … you are a couple ..nothing more to hide … you are made for each other ..you are the same species … etc etc .. and love will blossom … and all thanks to that measly little slip … :swh:
Mama03 lolzzzzzzz That was my next concern, if a girls does that. That call for either separation, or medical attention. Or some thing like that.
No...it calls for the hubby to visit an auditory specialist if he's hearing things. Which he IS if he thinks that those kind of sounds come out of his wife :) Never forget rule number one and all will be fine.
Re: Ladies U R married to neat guy, how long before he is alowed.
To elaborate....
Hubby completely forgets anniversary - forgiveable.
Hubby doesnt give flowers or candy on valentines day - forgiveable.
Hubby doesnt help around the house - forgiveable.
Hubby accuses wife of farting - NOT forgiveable.
totally ! he should be hanged for comiting the grave sin …
My roomate got married, he gave him self 5 years before he could do that in his wife’s presence. Accedently it happened after month of marriage. He got so scared, and was expecting a divorce demand. He was surprised when wife only reacted with eeewwwwwwww
Girl you talk scary!! I am not going to pay attention to you!!
I like mama’s rule no. one.
Thank you M03 !! You are life saver.
To elaborate....
Hubby completely forgets anniversary - forgiveable. Hubby doesnt give flowers or candy on valentines day - forgiveable. Hubby doesnt help around the house - forgiveable.
Hubby accuses wife of farting - NOT forgiveable.
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Ladies U R married to neat guy, how long before he is alowed.
So girls how would you react if your hubby had stomach problems .... like upset stomach somtimes, weird noises from the stomach ? Is it a deal breaker ??
Please say something reassuring :)