My friend narrated this one. And even though I thought it was
very funny, I had to cluck my tongue and say “how dare he…?”
Well, she and few of her friends were travelling on DTC one day.
As usual, the bus was packed. And these guys were occupying
the ladies seats. Well, my friend, being a woman of a strong
will, asked one of the guys sitting in a ladies seat:
Bhai, yeh ladies seat hai. Ooper likha hai, dikhai nahi
deta?
To which he replied, “to jahaan likha hai, wahin baitth jao”!!
Jerks!!!
do you understand the meaning of jokes..Ghalib
yes i do. infact, i have a very good sense of humor. its funny as much as its pathetic. :)
well you have proved yourself how humorous you are by putting you comment... JERKS!!!...and this was the joke of the day from you....JERKS!!!!
Hehehe....You're getting hyper for nothing dilse. The joke is funny as much as it is pathetic. Lemme clear the air with this joke :)
A girl gets on the bus and stands at the front. She notices that a guy, sitting in the back, gets up and walks over to her, stares at her and then goes back to his seat. A few minutes later, he gets up again, walks up to her and then stares at her and then sits back down again. He continues doing this act for a while. The girl starts to get annoyed and decides to find out what's wrong with him if he comes over again.
A few minutes later, the guy gets up walks up to her and before she can say anything, he says "Pehchana mujhe??" She goes "Nahi, kon hain ap?" He replies, "Abhi to dekh kar giya tha ap ko!!"
OH ...lala de jan ib maza aia,kiya hal hai ap ka...it was a good joke..ha.ha.haaaaaaaaa. how about this one
A foreign tourist goes to rajasthan village to see the 'true' rural
India. When hungry, he goes to an old lady sitting making Bajre ki
Roti. She gives him some 'SarsoN kaa saag' on a Bajre ki Roti. The
tourist eats teh 'sabji' and returns teh roti saying, 'Here is your
plate'
ghalib’s second joke is better than the original bus joke.
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