qist 2…
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Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it’s all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? How much his wife has begun to resemble Morly Safer.
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How can you tell soap operas are fictional? Their target audience is women.
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What should you give a man who has everything? A mute nymphomanic 18 year old girlfriend.
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How does a woman show she’s planning for the future? Plastic Surgery.
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Why do bachelors like smart women? Because they’re so rare.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? They’re trying not to attract any more undue blame then they already have.
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What is the thinnest book in the world? Biographies of Happy women.
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What’s the difference between men and government bonds? None, they’re both the same, steadily increasing in value, predictable and vastly undervalued by people who don’t understand them.
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to be continued…
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hey kurrio.. no offence!!!
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Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.