A house wife was complaining to god
"Oh god up in heavens, please spare me the labor pain, Please spare me the torture of Labor pain. Let the father of this baby carry the burden of pain for once, Oh god please let the father of this baby have the labor pain please god.
God granted her this wish.
On the day of the delivery in the hospital, going through labor contractions the wife was totally at ease, but eyeing her husband who was not reacting at all to what was going on, but had a smile on his face and was normal.
Suddenly the nurse rushed into the room and said this,
“Oh Sir , Ma’am your neighbor has just been brought in with severe abdomen pain, we don’t know whats wrong with him”.
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the
mother's labour pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out.
Both said they were very much in favour of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 per cent for starters,
explaining that even 10 per cent was probably more pain than the
father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed,the
husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a
notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this
point they decided to try for 50%
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the
pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the
husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the
husband had experienced none.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the postman was dead on the porch.
…nice one