Kya yeh humari tehzeeb hai?

Hangout Humor (Rated G)

blessed2006 September 27, 2012, 2:20pm 1

Ek larka park main darakht ke peechay apni girlfriend ke saath baitha tha ke achanak ek buzurg agaye aur bole.

‘baita kya yeh humari tehzeeb hai?’

Larka bola: ‘nahi uncle! yeh tou nausheen hai defence wali’

enter10 September 27, 2012, 3:00pm 2

Re: Kya yeh humari tehzeeb hai?

Hahahaa.........

Najim September 27, 2012, 3:47pm 3

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Wrong answer, he should have said

Uncle aap ki Tehzeeb wahaan baithee hay apnay Boyfriend kay saath, yeh to meri Nausheen hay.

blessed2006 September 27, 2012, 3:59pm 4

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^ haha haan yeh bhi acha hai.

queen_24 September 27, 2012, 4:02pm 5

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Asif971 September 27, 2012, 7:41pm 6

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Good:hehe:

Asif2000 September 27, 2012, 9:36pm 7

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or better yet, tell him that tehzeeb ka sar-e-aam qatl ho gaya hay aur yeh nosheen mujh be-gairat kee behen hay.

Muzna September 28, 2012, 5:22pm 8

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not knowing that "tehzeeb" is actually used as a name, I was expecting the punch line to be:

Larka: (immediately standing up out of respect)....nahin unlce, aap tashreef rakhiyay.....

blue_eyez September 28, 2012, 9:36pm 9

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hahahaa

12345678910 September 28, 2012, 10:18pm 10

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lol