A Doberman and a Pamerion are walking together when the Doberman suddenly unloads on his friend.
“My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a Labrador, and I’m as jittery as a Cat.”
“Why don’t you go see a Psychiatrist?” suggests the Pamerion.
“I can’t,” says the Doberman. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”
