Kuch mixed Lateefiyana Baatain ...

  1. Judge:
    Tmhari Akhri Wish?
    Mujrim:
    Aap Ki Beti Se Shadi,
    Nokia N97,
    5 Crore Rupaye,
    USA Ka Visa,
    2 Saal Ka Haneymoon,
    6-7 Bache Jo Aap Ko Nana Nana Kahen
    Or Mujhe Papa,
    Or Main Un Sab Ki Shadi Karwa Dun,
    Uske Baad Aap Jo Fesla 2 Mjhe Manzor Honga.
    Judge:
    Ha Ha Ha…
    Meri Koi Beti Hi Nhi..
    Tango Saale Ko
  2. Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???
    Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,.. Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . . APKE husband Ne Comment Bhi Kiya, "HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . . "
  3. A Person In Toilet Hears From Adjacent Toilet
    Hi, How R U?
    He Is Embarrassed And Says Doing Just Fine…
    So What R U Up To?
    Well, Just Sitting Like You….
    Can I Come Over?
    No, No I Am Kinda Busy Now !!
    Listen,
    I Have To Call U Back.
    There Is An Idiot In Other Toilet
    Who Is Answering My Questions
  4. Malik Nokar Se: Tum Andar Kion Aaiy? Tumhain Nahi Pata Tha K Main Naha Raha Hon?
    Nokar: Maaf Karna Sahab, Main Samjha Tha Malkin Hain.
  5. 1 Makrani Bohat Dair Se 1 Haseen Larki Ko Ghoor Raha Tha
    Larki: Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
    Makrani: Hum Soch Raha Tha Ke Agar Tum Hamara Maa Hota To Hum Bhi Khoobsurat Hota
  6. Geomentary…
    Bataayen Duniya Ka Pehla Hawai Jahaaz

Kahan Uraya Gaya Tha.??
Jawab Janye Is Break K Baad….
Ufone Tm Hi To Ho
Lu Ka Zeera Plus
Tapal Danedar Tagra Dam
Zong Sab Keh Do
Pantene Katrina Ki Psand Or Apki?
Bank Al-Habib Bachat Account
Surf Excel Dadi Aik Minut
Tarang Hi Tarang He…….
Duniya Ka Pehla Hawai Jahaz
Hawa My Uraya Gaya Tha…!

Jaano Aor Jaantay Raho…

  1. 1st Pagal: Mujhe Angelina Jolie Nay Shadi Kay Liyay Han Bol Di Hain
    2nd Pagal: Dikha Di Na Usnay Apni Aukat, Main Bhi Itni Aasani Say Talaq Nahi Dunga
  2. Masjid Ke Bahar Chppal Rakhne MainAur Miss Call Dene Main Kiya Common Hai ?
    Socho
    Nahin Pata ?
    Dono Main Dar Lagta HaiKoi Utha Na Le.:slight_smile:

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Re: Kuch mixed Lateefiyana Baatain ...

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Re: Kuch mixed Lateefiyana Baatain ...

Main samjha malkin hai..........taang do saalay ko...!!

Good 2s!

Re: Kuch mixed Lateefiyana Baatain …

Hahahahahh AWEEEESOMEEEEE :omg::omg::omg::omg:

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Re: Kuch mixed Lateefiyana Baatain …

hahahaha :omg:

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:omg:
hahahaha

Re: Kuch mixed Lateefiyana Baatain …

aapkii “pur-lutf” baateN paRh kar lutf aayaa magar lafz-e-“lateefiyaanah” par ziyaada lutf-andoz huaa…yeh lafz pahlii baar sunaa :cb:

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