A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t woke him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”
Q. What did the lonely banana say?
A. I’m a “kela”.
Q. What language do carrots speak?
A. Gajar-ati.
Q. What did the green peas say?
A. Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.
Q.What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A. “Aaloo?”
Q. Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A. In the Gobi desert.
Q. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
A. B(h)ooths
Q. What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?
A. Angoora
Q. What is a vegetables favourite love song?
A. Love me tinda.
Q. What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A. Why do phools fall in love?
Q. What did the fat car say?
A. I’m a mota car.
Q. What did the confused egg say?
A. I don’t unda-stand.
Q. Where do earrings go on holiday?
A. Bali.
Q. What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A. Jhinga Bells.
Q. What did the half eaten naan say?
A. I wish I was puri.
Q. What did the lonely potato sing?
A. “Aaloo lonesome tonight?”
Q. What do you call a poet with only a single hair?
A. Ik-bal.
Q. What do you call a poet with no head and only a
single hair?
A. Na-sir Ik-bal.
Q. What did the first pizza slice say the other pizza
slice so it would
move?
A. Pizza - “HUT”!!
Kambakht Ishq!