Kay salaam ya hello karnay kay kitnay alag tareekay aur alfaaz hai 
German: Guten Morgen
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Sherysh Bhabhi No Idea 
Give Us Some Hints !!
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Bhabi?
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^ Hayee, I’m no one’s bhabhi 
Aap mujhay aapa keh layn.
Japanese: Konnichiwa bows with her hands clasped together
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each culture/language of the world suggest the manner of initiation of communication.
It is hard to answer all equivalent of hello/salam but not impossible.
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Hehe !! This Sounds Good n Fits Very Well !!
Wht`s Rong If I Call You Sehrysh Bhabhi !!
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Sehrysh Bhabhi, where is bhai ? you never told us about him
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French: Bonjour
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Agar aap kay moonh-bolay bhai nay rishta diya hota, tab hi to may aap ki bhabhi hoti. I gots no ring on my finger, toh yeh may fuzool may bhabhi apnay aap ko nahin kehel-waati 
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Ap ko Appa or ap k unko Papa - chalay Ga ?
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Italian: Buon Giorno
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chaly ga nahi balkay doray ga.
bhai app to cha gaye.
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Ok Lets Make A Deal !! From Now I Shall Call You Future Bhabhi !! Till You Find A Murga Or Bakra For The Ring Finger !!
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No thank you.
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Hebrew: Shalom
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tum ne rishta karwane ki fee laynee hai 
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No doesnt sound right with Thank you 
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inkay liye free hai.
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Hindi: Namastay