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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead!

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was on the first koala’s back!

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure!

Why did the boy fall off his swing?
Three dead koalas fell on him!


** unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of Truth! **