Knock.. Knock

who iz there?

who?

Who who?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Buddha

Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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why dont we have pakistani knock knock jokes?

Becoze we shout at door, not knock: Oye sheeday bahar aa

It's boompatakha. What the hell you want?

Aye patakhay pai, phat hi na jana door pe. Boht gand phelegi

It's HM.. Eid Mubarak to you..