who iz there?
who?
Who who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Buddha
Buddha who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me!
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why dont we have pakistani knock knock jokes?
Becoze we shout at door, not knock: Oye sheeday bahar aa
It's boompatakha. What the hell you want?
Aye patakhay pai, phat hi na jana door pe. Boht gand phelegi
It's HM.. Eid Mubarak to you..