Knock Knock

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Who’s there !
Bass !
Bass who ?
Bass the salt and pepper please !

Since mine is clearly lame, now share your favorite knock knock jokes!

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Re: Knock Knock

:)

These's are Yahoo's top 10 knock knock jokes.

  1. **Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    **Cash.
    Cash who?
    **No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!

  2. **Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    **Doris.
    Doris who?
    **Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

  3. **Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    **Banana.
    Banana who?
    **Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    **Banana.
    Banana who?
    **Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    **Banana.
    Banana who?
    **Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    **Orange.
    Orange who?
    **Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?

  4. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    **Interrupting cow.
    Interrup    -MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

  5. **Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    **Honey bee.
    Honey bee who?
    **Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!

  6. **Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    **Madam.
    Madam who?
    **Madam foot got caught in the door!

  7. **Knock knock?
    Who's there?
    **Me.
    Me who?
    **No, seriously, it's just me. I am telling a knock knock joke.

  8. **Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    **Cows go.
    Cows go who?
    **No, cows go moo!

  9. **Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    **Oink oink.
    Oink oink who?
    **Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!

  10. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    **Interrupting doctor.
    Interrup    -You have cancer.************************************************************************

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Re: Knock Knock

************3. **Knock knock.
Who’s there?
**Banana.
Banana who?
**Knock knock.
Who’s there?
**Banana.
Banana who?
**Knock knock.
Who’s there?
**Banana.
Banana who?
**Knock knock.
Who’s there?
**Orange.
Orange who?
**Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana”?

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