~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it
said"concentrate."
~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
~ she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
~ she tried to drown a fish.
~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.
~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
~ she tripped over a cordless phone.
~she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
~she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
~she studied for a blood test.
~she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left”
she turned around and went home. :rotato:
aww..you guys are so mean..
koolkomal - great jokes! really..
(psss - your name is way tooooo long. how does BF4EK sound? jeez..even that’s really long)
:rotato: 
^ur just jealous of these jokes
really..