kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

ok my maata jee is coming in a week!!! and I’ve managed to clean the bathroom but the kitched looks like sh*t! there is a HUGE pile of dishes in the sink and I seriously think there are dead roaches or mice in there due to the horrible smell…I am NOT touching that! The stove counter is dark brown, it was once white. The carpet has chocolate sundae on it (thanks to my brother who thinks he was sent to the world to eat, drink, sleep, play video games and talk the talk)

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

so amma calls me and tells me she is arriving on Sunday and then she says “make sure that the house is clean i dont wanna be in a sour mood when i arrive” im like “what the hell maa ofcourse its clean” she says “just make sure beta”
WTF???how the HELL does she know me so well?

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

Coz she’sur ammi and ammis know everything :hehe: Why are you the only one resp for cleaning? What bout dad or bro? Or r they typical guys :hoonh: If you’re really that desparate and dont wanna touch the kitchen, hire someone… simple :slight_smile:

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

sara dad's in pakistan.

my brother actually eats right out the box, or will order pizza everyday rather than clean up or wash the dishes.

Although he EXPECTS me to do everything, I dont. thats why the kitchen and everywhere my brother has walked looks like crap.

so what are YOU doing saturday night?

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

Get his lazy ass to help you clean up!

How much u gonna pay?

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

the dishes.. throw them out.. and the rest you gotta clean it with ur hands no other option.. bhai per depend mat karo.. he hasn't done anything and he ain't gonna do anything either :p

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

Shweet
if u were close by I would come and help.

But since we are on the opposite sides of this planet, sorry can't do!

Wese tum ho kaha?

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

first you tell her kay u can’t help since she lives far away and then ask her where she lives :stuck_out_tongue:

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

lol

waise im in ny…queens
sara i am willing to treat anyone who helps to lunch…

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

im scared to throw dishes out....i think there is a dead mouse in there.....

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

/\ oh God, even I keep my stuff cleaner than that.

P.S I am a guy.

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

^^ :pprove it! saturday sound good?

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

Jeez...this is utterly gisgusting...simply move to another place...before your mom arrives with a danda in her hand...

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

zabardast tumhari advice bilkul zabardast nahi hai. shut up ok.:mad:

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

U really can’t be serious about the dead mouse, are u?

Besides look at the bright side. U’ll be getting all those outfits from pakistan.
If I were u I would doppata kamar pay bandh k start safaying.

aansoon
:nahnah:

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

^^ :) @ bright side!

tru tru.

ugh i guess ill have to do the dirty deed myself :(. about the mouse....there is SOMETHING in there that stinks like hell....

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

Come on it can't be that bad. Dump all the dishes in dishwasher and clean the kitchen. It will not take that long. I would have helped if I was living closer to you.

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

^^ u better have helped...i said good things about your name and itz great exercise ;)

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

sweety: i will come if you come pick me up and drop me back at my home in NJ. I will bring my cleaning lady with me:)

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

Mahru if u drive to queens I bet
she’ll give you the gas money. :hehe:

Re: kissi ke paas faaltu time hai help kerne ka?

Sajal: and who is going to pay my auto insurance premium if i end up in an accident???:rolleyes: