At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honor,
was about to deliver his speech when his wife sitting at the
other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the
word “KISS” scribbled on it.
A guest seated next to the speaker said, “Your wife has sent
you a KISS before you begin your speech. She must love you
very much.”
The speaker replied, "You don’t know my wife. The letters
stand for “Keep it short, Stupid.”
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Don’t upset me…!!
I’m running out of places to hide the bodies!
ahmedjee another great one
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“kaisay na karta usko main pyar, uski haseen main sukh thay hazaar, bichar gayay hum dukh ki hay baat”
must be a boring orator
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a wife knows her man better
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good one.