A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”. He bent over,
picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and
said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will
stay with you for one week.” The programmer took the frog out of his
pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried
out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you
and do ANYTHING you want.” Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled
at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, “What is
the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you
for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The programmer said, "Look I’m a programmer. I don’t have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool.
