ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marraige
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she does not need
GENERAL EQUATIONS AND STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future till she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future till he gets a wife.
A sucessful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A sucessful woman is one who can find such a man.
POSTULATES
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a little and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there is no use in two people remebering the same thing.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, he never does.
A man marries a woman expecting she wont change, she does.
A woman has the last word in an argument.
Anything the man says afetr this is the beginning of a new argument.
There are two times when a man does not understand a woman-
Before marraige and After marraige.
Laugh and the world laughs with u
Weep and u weep alone
For the sad old earth
Must Borrow its mirth
But has trouble enough of its own
Emma Wheeler Wilcox
Laugh and the world laughs with u
Weep and u weep alone
For the sad old earth
Must Borrow its mirth
But has trouble enough of its own
Emma Wheeler Wilcox