A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not
in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the
kitchen Table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in
deep Thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his
eye, And take a sip of his coffee.
“What’s the matter dear? Why are you
down? Here at this time of night?” she asked.
“Do you remember twenty years
ago when we were dating and you were only? 16?” he asked. “Yes, I do,” she
replied.
“Do you remember when your father Caught us in the back seat of my
car making love?” “Yes, I remember.”
"Do you remember when he shoved that
shotgun in my face and said, “Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty
years in jail?” “Yes, I do,” she said.
He wiped another tear from his cheek
and said, " You know…I would have gotten out today.
wahh jee way, best one yet :k:
you forgot to add, more than old 
:D
lame
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