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tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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did you learn to be that annoyingly stupid or does it come naturally?
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come back when your balls have dropped and i might acknowledge you.
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if i throw a stick, will you go away?
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i wont marry you even if you were the last man on earth and i’d lost all the fingers on both my hands.
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you’ve got beautiful eyes. shame they’re looking at each other.
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where have i been all your life?..hiding from you, freak.
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i’m not your type. i’m not inflatable.
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here’s 20p, call someone who actually cares.
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when u fell out of the ugly tree, did you hit every branch on the way down?
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hmm…your choice of aftershave reminds me of my ex-boyfriend. that’s why he’s my ex.
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hold still for a second, i’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
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what do i do for a living?..i’m a female impersonator.
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i’ll always cherish the initial misconceptions i had about you.
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sweetheart, why would i have burger’n’chips when i can have a gourmet steak?
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haven’t i seen your picture on the internet?..front page of Mingers.com, if i remember correctly.
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you’re about as charming as a bucket of mouldy sick.
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is that your head, or did your neck explode?
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if i were you funny face, i’d cut my losses and join the freak show.
(=ShEhZaDeY RaBiA=)
